1. It never occurs to you that someone actually wants to buy you a drink. You’ll assume they want to talk to the person next to you before realizing you’re the ~target of their affection~.
2. On the flip side, you’ll think you’re picking up good vibes from someone when they’re really trying to talk to someone over your head, or 3 feet to the left of you. That doesn’t just happen in movies, and you will stand there smiling at NO ONE for 45 seconds too long.
3. Your biggest fear is that one of your friends will appear beside you, insist it’s time for a group picture at the exact moment you start to loosen up, and then you’ll have to admit that you’re one of those people who takes staged pictures with a blinding flash at local bars.
4. When you realize someone’s interested you go from…
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