What Kind Of Porn Are Women Getting Off To?

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What are women looking for in their adult entertainment? That’s what Pornhub wanted to know, so they decided to dive into the numbers. Here’s some information they found out about female porn-watching habits.

1. The most popular porn search terms for women are “Lesbians,” “Threesomes,” and “Squirt.”

Source: Pornhub.com/insights

2. Some terms that got a surge in popularity in 2015 are “Real celebrity sex tape,” “real massage cam,” “man eating pussy,” “young black teen,” and “worlds biggest cock.”

Source: Pornhub.com/insights

3. What are the biggest differences in male and female porn preferences? As it turns out, there are several terms that women search for up to 900% more often than men. Some of these terms include, “guy licking pussy,” “man eating pussy,” “pussy eating orgasm,” and “pussy licking.” Maybe that will give some of you straight guys a clue about what your lady-friend is interested in?


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23 Unromantic Realities You Have To Accept If You Want Lasting Love

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1. You won’t always feel loving towards your significant other. There will be moments when you say you do, but it’s not exactly, entirely true.

2. You won’t always be sexually attracted to them, either.

3. In fact, sometimes you’ll look at your partner and feel nothing but sincere disgust and rage, bordering on hate.

4. Indifference, not hate, is the opposite of love, you’ll have to remind yourself. A comforting thought when things get dark—and believe me, they will.

5. The quirks you’ve always adored in your partner might very well annoy the fuck out of you once in a while.

6. Even a person’s most beautiful features and loveliest traits can seem unimaginably irritating if they’re behaving in a way that drives you crazy, or if you’re stuck in the rut of a terrible mood for whatever reason.

7. The truth is, no one has bottomless reserves of…

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6 Military Defense Strategies To Employ Against Thirsty Dudes On Tinder

I died laughing

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1. Shoot and Scoot

The Strategy:
Artillery tactic of firing at enemy target and then immediately exiting the area from which shots were fired to avoid being hit by a counterattack.

How to Use It:
When a Tinder match opens the dialogue by asking you to send him a pic of dem titties, politely decline his offer and then immediately delete your Tinder profile and create a new one before he can call you a chubby cuntdragon. #byefelipe

2. Vedette

The Strategy:
A mounted watchman occupying an elevated observational post who relays information or warnings of danger to a main body of troops.

How to Use It:
Have friend dance on stage at the club to survey the scene from above and warn the rest of your crew of impending migration of groping apes.

3. Breakout

The Strategy:
Military movement or advance, typically through a weak point in…

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A Horny Girl’s Defense On Porn, And How It Does NOT Kill Your Love Life

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From between the ages of say, six to… entirely too old… I liked to hump things. Yes you read that correctly. Daddy’s little princess would often be found rubbing herself against chairs and tables. (My parents referred to it as the “boppin thing”) I didn’t know what I was doing of course, just that it felt good to me. Eventually my mom became concerned that it wasn’t just a phase, and that I would start humping things in public. Can’t blame her, I probably would have.

I never received the birds and the bees talk. In fact, the first time I heard the term “masturbation” was in the eighth grade from my outspoken catholic school teacher. To which I remember thinking, “oh is that what I’ve been doing all this time!?” Sex was looked at as a shameful act, and abstinence was the only thing I’d ever been taught growing…

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The Beauty Of Overthinking That Normal People Don’t Ever Think About

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Even writing this is making my head spin.

You know how they say that people tend to overthink situations and analyze the world to death are worse off in the long run? For more people than are probably recognized, this is a universal truth. How can we not overanalyze everything around us in a world where nothing is ever as it seems and deceit can lie around every corner? The principle cause of this phenomenon lies in one thing, in my eyes. It’s the way you use this power.

I’m no professional, and I can’t show you clinical laboratory results proving that my theory is true. Frankly, my ideas about human nature might be so far from what anyone else will ever think to be true that writing this is pointless. See, there I go, thinking too much again.

I’m writing this for everyone who thinks too much and gets…

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17 Pieces of Relationship Advice From Happily Married Couples

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We watch movies of couples falling in love and growing old together. We tweet quotes about relationships, Tumblr gifs of “that scene” from The Notebook and always coo “I want what they have” when we see an older couple in the park holding hands like they’re still 14 years old. But what does it really take to make a relationship work?

As someone who is recently engaged, I wanted to know these couples’ secrets. We live in a world where millennial “love” is the instantaneous pleasure of Tinder. Where most of our parents or family members are divorced, separated, or hate each other from different floors of the house. And yet there are couples that still make it. There are couples that fight for their relationship every day. These are the couples that should inspire us.

1. “Let go of the little things.”

—Couple married 46 years

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This Is How I’ll Date You

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I’ll date you because I choose to. I will desire you with every dawn and I will desire you with every dusk. I will date you because you make me laugh, because despite your flaws and your temperaments, my heart feels safe within your hands. I will date you and I will pay no mind to the alternative, I will turn a blind eye to the people who stare because my gaze was made for your gaze. In this generation option creeps into relationships like a dangerous siren, but I will never be swayed by its song, for when I date you, I will date only you.

I will date you in a forgetful way. I wont be able to recall the time you were born, or your mothers middle name. I will forget mini anniversaries, I will forget appointments. However, I will never forget the way you…

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If You’re Afraid Of Love Because You’re Afraid Of Loss: This Is For You

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A few years ago, I realized I needed to lose some weight. As soon as I was conscious of it, I was also suddenly hyper-aware of my overeating. I chalked it up to finally taking note of my daily habits, but then something strange emerged.

I would try to write: I intend to lose weight, and yet, I knew that wasn’t true. I would eat more. I would order fries and sit eating them not so much feeling bad that I was having them but that I had this lapse in awareness, one in which I acted conversely to what I believed I wanted, without even realizing I was acting at all.

I intend to lose weight, is what I would try to say. But it wasn’t the truth, and I didn’t understand how or why or for what reason it wouldn’t be.

I did not intend…

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21 Women Tell Straight Guys What It Takes To Be “Good” In Bed

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Found on AskReddit

1. Listening

Listening. When we say “right there” do NOT change what you are doing!! That usually means we’re close to an orgasm and if you change something it all goes away. And please make noise! Sex should be fun, noisy, sweaty and a good time!


If I’m saying YESOHMYGOD DONT STOP, try to keep it up, don’t stop, pull out and decide that is the time to switch positions. So frustrating.

3. Be loud

If you enjoy it, let the girl know. It’s really awkward if the girl’s enjoying herself and moaning and the guy is just ninja-quiet. I know some guys are conditioned to be all quiet, but during sex, it comes off as weirdly contemplative and like you’re uncertain.

4. Cut your damn fingernails

Make noise. Use your hands, grab, caress, pull hair. Go down on me…

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38 Priceless Nick Miller Quotes That Will Feed Your Grumpy Soul

“If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.’”

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1. “If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.'”

2. “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? No, a summer’s day is not a bitch!”

3. “Nick Miller: turning lemonade into lemons since 1981.”

4. “I moved to Los Angeles to get closer to whales so I could record them.”

5. “I’ve never been an inspiration before…I don’t like this much responsibility.”

6. “When I work out, which isn’t often, I listen to Huey Lewis because it pumps me up.”

7. “I refuse to pay for the weefee.”

8. “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”

9. “The sky’s too fickle. It’s a play-place for butterflies.”

10. “Is calling a girl ‘Shorty’ still cool?”

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11. “I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”

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